Poo Towns of NZ - Waimate

Poo Towns 11/06/2019

This is for that good ol' town in the South Island that has the mini Kangaroos right? Waimate.. Enjoy this one, it's not shabby, not shabby at all.

 

Lyrics Below - 

 

If you wanna go into Waimate

Look out for the lady with wallabies

Did you know her name is Gwen?

HEY MUST BE WAIMATE

If you drive your car down Shearman St

The One Wheeler Peeler is what you see

The town gates all close at 10

HEY MUST BE WAIMATE

 

Glasgow St is the place to go

For a head butt from someone you don’t know

Where your father’s mother’s brother is your lover

And your auntie’s your mum (your auntie’s your mum)

“What day’s fathers day?”

Father’s Day isn’t fun you see

It’s confusing as hell down in Waimate

If you drink the water then you might grow another arm

 

No one goes down there for a holiday

And if you wanna date

Go on a website called Ancestry DNA

Op Shop is good if you don’t have much to pay

South of Timaru about 5 and 40 k

 

Davo From Waimos comes from there

He’s a guy on social media

Knottongly Park cricket ground is where

There’s a P lab next door to there

 

If you wanna go into Waimate

It’s a town that is in South Canterbury

It’s about 10 k from the sea

HEY MUST BE WAIMATE

There’s a movie Waimate Conspiracy

There’s a Rodeo each year in Waimate

And a guy called Gary Rooney

HEY MUST BE WAIMATE

 

No CSI in Waimate – cos everyone’s DNA Matches

And your Magic Mushrooms tend to grow, in your Portabello Mushroom Patches

If you’re looking for a cheap as place to stay, there aren’t many Book A Baches

If you’re out looking for an extra toe, it’s a place where one attaches

 

If you wanna go into Waimate

And you hear “my girlfriend dumped me”

They will still be cousins though

HEY MUST BE WAIMATE

Up White Horse Hill with your family

There’s a really good view that you can see

Play some Catch and Kiss and some Banjo

HEY MUST BE WAIMATE