Jay's mate couldn't wait until he got back together with his long-distance missus so in an attempt to keep things exciting, he started a wee risque Whatsapp convo with her.
Reception was bad at the time and messages haven't been coming through so he thought of just recording himself and sending his missus the full video after.
He filmed the whole thing, according to Jay:
What he managed to do was send a 1.30 minute long video of his best strangulation of the human serpent complete with finish to all of his nearest family members.
Dunc's right. This is indeed a classic case of worst case scenario.