On the topic of 'erections', Jay told Dunc how a Brit took some blue diamonds before a party then went home to do the deed with a nurse he met that night. Next thing he knew, he was agreeing to have an erection enhancer injected to his member by the nurse. Things went downhill from there.
Two weeks later, his member was still very much erect and the poor Brit has been in deep pain.
Today, it looks like the doctors might need to amputate it because he's been suffering for about half a month now. Ouch.