Poo towns of NZ - Queenstown

Rock Drive 27/09/2019

Hooooow aaaaqaaare, Queenstown?? Here's your poo towns!

Lyrics:

Ferg Burger has a real long line
2 casino’s busy all the time
Lake Wakatip-u on one side (so many mountains)
Down in Queenstown
Dirty Queenstown

Old Camping Ground there is now a slum
And all the drivers there are dumb
Every second car, has a scrape or dent (probably more than one)
Down in Queenstown
Dirty Queenstown

Like Rotorua, but with more cash
Four hundred bucks, for an ounce of hash
No Doze is crushed,  then sold as nose beers (to unsuspecting tourists)
Down in Queenstown
Dirty Queenstown

Car parks are few, and they’re very dear
The Roads are stuffed, every new year
There’s Facebook posts, about your stolen coat (usually from a bar)
Down in Queenstown
Dirty Queenstown

The ducks will kill you for a scrap of food
Lake’s filling up, but with human poo
But you can cruise those poos, on a big steam ship (the TSS Earnslaw)
Down in Queenstown
Dirty Queenstown

To pay your rent, you sell your left nut
The housing prices, man they suck
Even beggars there, are on $50k (a hundred and eighty bucks a day!)
Down in Queenstown
Dirty Queenstown
Down in Queenstown
Dirty Queenstown