Poo Towns of NZ - Matamata

Rock Drive 01/11/2019

Here's Poo Towns of NZ - Matamata to the tune of Donavon Frankenreiter's 'It Don't Matter'. Enjoy.

Lyrics:

Everyday there’s people at the KFC
They only stop in town for that or for McDs
Terrible DJ at the Horse and Jockey
DK’s Burger Bar, best in the country

If it’s Matamata to you
It’s Matamata to me
Eels in the school pool

Looking for a post and you’re looking for a nail 
Get down to Matamata Post and Rail
Parachute Music Fest used to there
When it was they’d sell out of condoms everywhere
Potholes reopen after just three days
Potholes and road works are what everyone hates
There was a big penis sprayed on the College Field
It was on google maps for 4 or 5 years

If it’s Matamata to you
It’s Matamata to me
No carparks at Countdown
If it’s Matamata to you
It’s Matamata to me
Wife Swapping around town

Town so nice that they named it twice - Matamata
Hobbiton tours are a high price - in Matamata
J Swap contractors all through town - that’s Matamata to me

Braeburn house has people keeping the streets clean
Of cigarette butts and any free feeds
You’ll never leave town if you’re still there at 25
People touch themselves on Centennial Drive

If it’s Matamata to you
It’s Matamata to me
Look at those chestnut trees
If it’s Matamata to you
It’s Matamata to me

It’s Matamata to me