This one is for those at the top of the south!
Lyrics -
There’s an Irish bar called Seamus
It’s the best outside Ireland
And the country’s best Pad Thai
Is at the Thai Panda
The playground there is freaky
When you’re tripping on some acid
And the mini golf is awesome
It’s on Auckland St
There’s a place that’s called Crow’s Tavern
And it’s always full of lots of old men
Moaning ‘bout young people
And the second hand store closed down
When you visit the train station
You can also get some Subway
Tourists drive the wrong direction
Round Nelson Square in town
Marina Mall’s a camp ground
Very popular in summer
There’s a great walk round Snout Point
And The Jolly Roger Pub
You can get a bad infection
From a scratch when you play rugby
Because the old town rugby ground.
Is on Picton’s old town dump.
You get the boat into Picton
Where the population
Quadruples in summer
Have a beer at Oxley’s Pub
And the kids at the high school
Try to hide from the teachers
When they’re on the far side of the field
That’s where the smoking’s done
Picton Bakery - gets a mention for their good pies
Jump in the Marina
Off the old coat hanger bridge
The old Toot and Whistle
Is called Cockles Bar now
It’s where people from Blenheim
Go to “Get Out Of Town”
And there’s always people parking
In the middle of the road yes
Thinking it’s loading zone
To get your caffeine fix
And the town’s biggest attraction
Is the tiny train ride for you
It’ll cost you 20 cents
But you can ride the small yachts too
You get the boat into Picton
Top of South Island
Kentucky takeaways
Have the best strawberry shakes
And yes the town’s so tiny
That you gotta ask on Tinder
Are you sure we’re not related?
But there’s still sweet love to make
