We're slowly getting every single Poo Towns of NZ track on the internet and this was easily one of the most popular from the early days!
Lyrics -
They don’t mind stealing cars
Whether you’re from near or far
It’s not a town you’d call scenic
The best view’s in your Rear view mirror
But it’s a handy place to stop and take a turd in
Some call it the worst suburb of a town called Hamilton
The Topp Twins were born there, are they men, are they women
I’m talking about Huntly
This is a town that’s got no soul
And you might die from all that coal
The coal they use at the Power Plant
Chimney’s so tall you feel like an ant – an ant…
But there’s a by pass coming - you won’t have to drive through
Cos if you stop for wee wees gonoorhea might get you
The Deka sign’s so old that it might just fall down soon
I’m talking bout Huntly - Talking bout Huntly - yeah
It smell’s pretty funky - Talking bout Huntly - yeah
The girl’s are quite chunky - Talking bout Huntly - yeah
Huntly’s full of junkies - Talking bout Huntly - yeah
