Poo Towns of NZ - Huntly

Rock Drive 04/05/2019

We're slowly getting every single Poo Towns of NZ track on the internet and this was easily one of the most popular from the early days!

Lyrics - 

 

They don’t mind stealing cars

Whether you’re from near or far

It’s not a town you’d call scenic

The best view’s in your Rear view mirror

 

But it’s a handy place to stop and take a turd in

Some call it the worst suburb of a town called Hamilton

The Topp Twins were born there, are they men, are they women

I’m talking about Huntly

 

This is a town that’s got no soul

And you might die from all that coal

The coal they use at the Power Plant

Chimney’s so tall you feel like an ant – an ant…

 

But there’s a by pass coming - you won’t have to drive through

Cos if you stop for wee wees gonoorhea might get you

The Deka sign’s so old that it might just fall down soon

 

I’m talking bout Huntly - Talking bout Huntly - yeah

It smell’s pretty funky - Talking bout Huntly - yeah

The girl’s are quite chunky - Talking bout Huntly - yeah

Huntly’s full of junkies - Talking bout Huntly - yeah