A special #PooTownsofNZ for number 92! The hometown of Duncan Heyde, Lincoln! Enjoy this!
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Who’s the guy
That’s at Lincoln High
Defacating everywhere
One or two
Teachers at the school
Film the girls and sniff their hair
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And if you’re looking for a night on the town
Go down to the Famous Grouse
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Black out on The Grouse Courtesy Coach
Prob-ably from too much drinking
Movie theater seats fifteen at most
That’s when you’re in the town of Lincoln
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Duncan Heyde
Lincoln Fish Supply’s
Most average employee
But the chips
Taste good on your lips
And burger’s are 1 kg
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Boomers complain about off leash dogs around
And too many liquor stores as well
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At Liffey Domain, kids wag from school
Ciggys and more they’re all sinking
Selwyn Sounds is the town festival
When you’re in the town of Lincoln
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Hillyers Bakery, once had great pies
Not as good now some are thinking
When you play Ellesmere in club Rugby
Punch ups in the town of Lincoln
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Someone dumped in the Golf Course 9th Hole
There’s a rivalry with Springston
The Christmas Parade is just tractors
And horses from the town of Lincoln