Poo Towns of NZ - Lincoln

Rock Drive 11/05/2020

A special #PooTownsofNZ for number 92! The hometown of Duncan Heyde, Lincoln! Enjoy this!

 

Lyrics -

 

Who’s the guy

That’s at Lincoln High

Defacating everywhere

One or two

Teachers at the school

Film the girls and sniff their hair

 

And if you’re looking for a night on the town

Go down to the Famous Grouse

 

Black out on The Grouse Courtesy Coach

Prob-ably from too much drinking

Movie theater seats fifteen at most

That’s when you’re in the town of Lincoln

 

Duncan Heyde

Lincoln Fish Supply’s

Most average employee

But the chips

Taste good on your lips

And burger’s are 1 kg

 

Boomers complain about off leash dogs around

And too many liquor stores as well

 

At Liffey Domain, kids wag from school

Ciggys and more they’re all sinking

Selwyn Sounds is the town festival

When you’re in the town of Lincoln

 

Hillyers Bakery, once had great pies

Not as good now some are thinking

When you play Ellesmere in club Rugby

Punch ups in the town of Lincoln

 

Someone dumped in the Golf Course 9th Hole

There’s a rivalry with Springston

The Christmas Parade is just tractors

And horses from the town of Lincoln