Poo Towns - Hawera

Rock Drive 08/05/2019

It's one of the most requested Poo Towns tracks he's ever done! It's for the world famous Hawera.


Lyrics -


The dairy factory’s big - And it’s really windy too

You can climb our water tower for something to do

Anderson pies are the best

But the tinny’s are quite shit

High School’s like a jail, with a huge fence around it

That show 16 & Pregnant

Should be based off of this town

There was a massage parlour called G Spot, but it’s closed down

In Hawera, Hawera, Hawera


Best chip shop in the country

Nolantown Takeaways

But how far’s civilization? It’s at least a hundred ks

It’s a town your folks might live in

But you wish they did not

Patched members own some houses there, like 6 or 7 blocks

In Hawera, Hawera, Hawera



It’s a question on a Tui cap

For the rate of pregnancy

It’s the highest among teenagers, anywhere in this country

The dress code for the Pak n Save - Is Ugg Boots and PJs

At WINZ they get so busy, they say “come back the next day”

Population twelve thousand

If you blink you might miss it

Got hit on by my 2nd cousin in pub called Rough Habits

In Hawera, Hawera, Hawera