It's one of the most requested Poo Towns tracks he's ever done! It's for the world famous Hawera.
Lyrics -
The dairy factory’s big - And it’s really windy too
You can climb our water tower for something to do
Anderson pies are the best
But the tinny’s are quite shit
High School’s like a jail, with a huge fence around it
That show 16 & Pregnant
Should be based off of this town
There was a massage parlour called G Spot, but it’s closed down
In Hawera, Hawera, Hawera
Best chip shop in the country
Nolantown Takeaways
But how far’s civilization? It’s at least a hundred ks
It’s a town your folks might live in
But you wish they did not
Patched members own some houses there, like 6 or 7 blocks
In Hawera, Hawera, Hawera
It’s a question on a Tui cap
For the rate of pregnancy
It’s the highest among teenagers, anywhere in this country
The dress code for the Pak n Save - Is Ugg Boots and PJs
At WINZ they get so busy, they say “come back the next day”
Population twelve thousand
If you blink you might miss it
Got hit on by my 2nd cousin in pub called Rough Habits
In Hawera, Hawera, Hawera
