Maddog Kyle and his mate Sam caught a 70kg marlin with a fly rod

Bloke catches two massive, rare, prehistoric sawfish in one fishing trip

These monsters were almost 4-metres long and weighed more than 350kg.

WATCH: The Sporting Rumble's Nick Rado's Whatsapp blunder

It's safe to say his family were pretty mortified after this..

Rog cooks it and accidentally ruins a Tool song by playing Paula Abdul over it

FFS Rog..