Jay and Dunc read out some council complaints that you'll need to hear twice.
Our thoughts are with anyone dealing with these issues 😂.
Here are a couple of our favourites:
'My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.'
'I want some repairs done to my cooker as it backfired and burnt my knob off.'
A few serious mathematicians joined the fray.
'50% of the walls are damp. 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% plain filthy.'
'Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.'
'I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6 a.m. his cock wakes me up and is now getting too much for me.'
Check out the vid below for all the rest!