Kids say the darndest things sometimes, don't they?
We found some cracker 'words of wisdom' from children floating around the internet, and while it's probably not the best advice, it's pretty bloody funny.
Jay and Dunc lost their shit, as they do, while reading them out. Have a watch below!
Check out the list of 'words of wisdom' from children below:
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food - Patrick, age 10.
2. When your dad is mad andasks you, "do I look stupid?" don't answer him - Michael, age 14.
3. Never tell your mum her diet isn't working - Michael, age 14.
4. Stay away from prunes - Randy, age 9.
5. Never pee on an electric fence - Robert, age 13.
6. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to - Emily, age 10.
7. Don't kiss your mum on your dad's birthday - Blair, 18.
8. When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair - Taylia, age 11.
9. Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers - Mitchell, age 12.
10. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tictac - Andrew, age 9.
11. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time - Kyoyo, age 9.
12. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk - Amir, age 9.
13. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse - Naomi, age 15.
14. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat - Joel, age 10.
15. When you get a bad grade at school, show it to your mum while she's on the phone - Aliesha, age 13.
16. Never try to baptize a cat - Eileen, age 8.
