It's Nicknames volume 47!
In this installment, we've got some crackers:
'Dad had a mate who had ginger hair, green eyes, and yellow teeth. My Dad nicknamed him Traffic Lights.'
'I work for a neighbourhood center in New South Wales, driving elderly people to appointments etc. A new lady started about a year ago and rode shotgun with me for a few weeks. On the first when she hopped in the car she noticed a stain on the front seat, scratched in and smelt her finger. Immediately she started dry wreaching. Unfortunately one of the elderly clients had done a shart on the front seat. From that day on she was known as Scratch & Sniff.'
'I had a testicular torsion, where the nut twists in the sack... Pain, absolute pain. As a result, my mate started calling me Blue Bird. Cause I had a bag of Twisties.'
Plus, a whole bunch more. Check out parts 1 & 2 below:
