People have gone deaf trying to achieve an 'eargasm'

Thane & Dunc 09/08/2017

Eargasm. A sensation felt after putting a cotton swab in your ear and successfully removing all the earwax, leaving you with that clean, border-line erotic relief (or something like that). 

Thanea and Dunc have very pro-cotton-swab-in-the-ear, even if doctors say it's dangerous as hell (sorry Dr. John!)... but a few people have found out the hard way exactly why you're not supposed to stick stuff in your ears, even if it does give you that sweet, sweet eargasm.