A NZ town full of puns got it's fifteen minutes of fame as last weeks Poo Town of NZ.
That's right, everyone's favourite farm animal and small rural town Bulls got the treatment this week.
It really is a town like no udder - yeah sorry, couldn't help myself.
Lyrics below -
When you put your rubbish in the bin – now that’s respons-a-bul
If you need to use the loo in town, well that’s relieve-a-bull
Do you want to see the local cop do ya? – well he’s the const-a-bull
When you park your car do it carefully – make sure that it’s park-a-bull
It’s got, possibly, the best curry rolls in the world today
The RSA – trucks crashed into it repeatedly
At the – army – surplus store the old dude there is crazy
Hungry Bull – takeaway
It’s unbelieve-a-bulls x 2
The Info Centre will help you out – yeah they’re Inform-a-bull
The Town Hall is where you meet up – when you are Soci-a-bull
The Bank is Bank-a Bull, Real Estate Live-A Bull, Library Read-a-bull
Church – Forgive-a-bull, Clothing Store – Fashion-A Bull
Medical Centre – Cure-a-bull
Rat Hole’s – the name – of the pub that’s there on the State Highway
Look either way – for life size bull statues
Pete and Andy – from The Block were born in the Rangitikei
It’s a town like no udder you’ll hear them say