Dunc's really juicing his last couple weeks with ol' mate Kirby, making sure he's getting the real intimate chat out of the Bali-bound bastard.
Just use water when you clean your bum, mate.
Aaah, yes. Hemorrhoids.
Thane's latest ailment is a very shitty, very graphic one, so if you're squeamish I'd f*ck off now.
But If you've ever been interested in how a hemorrhoid happens, well this is the video for you.