At the last Jim Beam Rock Island, Middle-Management Jase decided it'd be a good idea to grab the fake tan and lather up his face and his plums.
Sure, when you're in a tropical paradise, enjoying a few bevvies and some good tunes, looking like a red hot Dorito isn't the worst thing... but when it came to return to the mainland, things were a little different.
Unfortunately for Jase, he was detained at airport security for looking nothing like his photo - which to be fair, is a pretty reasonable call. Just have a look at that difference:
Moral of the story: never (ever) fake tan. Don't lose your man card.
