Man breaks his schlong after taking Viagra that lasted two days and getting unexpectedly jumped on

The Morning Rumble 31/08/2018

Viagra's not for everbody

One poor bugger found out the "hard" way. 

After taking one pill, the man was left with his pork sword up and ready for combat, and no means of... disarming, for a whopping 48 hours, the Daily Mail reports.

His kid later jumped into bed, as kids do, blissfully unaware of the current peen predicament, and snap. Literally. 

Ouch. 

Bloody unfortunate.

It got The Rumble wondering if anyone else had experienced similar issues with viagra proving to be too effective... Ol' mate Bryce had an interesting tale. 

Classic. 

Read more on this bizarre story over at the Daily Mail.