Rog has a problem. He eats far too many pies.
His wife Lisa doesn't like it when he eats them - so he keeps it on the down low and just eats them when she's not around.
He eats around 3 pies a week! But apparently it's alright because he "gyms hard". If only that was the case - he only gyms in his heavy weeks.
You're a piece of chuck steak, floating in a sea of gravy...
Somebody has a problem.