Rog bought a car cover for the Vitz

The Morning Rumble 19/01/2021

What a massive virgin.

Rog has been unable to sell his Vitz (namely cause it's an old, broken down, unreliable piece of shit that nobody wants), so he's saving it to give to his daughter, Grace. What a great father.

Anyway, to protect it from the salt water because he lives so close to the beach (what a wanker), he's bought a car cover to protect the Vitz from rust. For reals.

We can't even process what we just heard.