If The Morning Rumble were to run for office, what would their political campaigns look like?
Research Ryan did what he does best, and found the slogans that would best match each of The Rumble's campaigns. Any of them getting your vote?
Have a look at what the research said for each below...
Rog
"Let's bring back the Ngati Whatua room"
"I mean, you put up with Jacinda for ages"
"From Orewa to Oban - vote for me if you love a sharn"
"About time a rich old guy got given a break"
"Small stature, big savings"
Bryce
"No hair and no flair, vote for me if you don’t care"
"Sharyn Casey’s husband"
"You think my legs, penis and hair follicles are small? Wait till you see my tax policies."
Mulls
"In your heart and your belly, vote for me, I’m on the telly"
"Pay me to do it and I'll do it, brought to you by Rutherford & Bond Toyota"
"Newlands sucks"
Mel
"No time for a partner, but time for you"
"I’m used to working with stale old white blokes, I’ll be sweet in parliament"
NOTE: Not actual billboards... these are just pisstakes. We promise none of The Rumble are actually running for office... can you imagine.
