WATCH: Champ fights off four robbers with huge bong

Check out the above CCTV footage - posted by YouTuber Big Daddy Dishrags (outstanding handle mate, bet Mum's real proud) - which shows a mysterious weed dispensary worker doing his job, minding his own business in Canada, when a crew of four robbers attacked the joint - reportedly armed with cannisters of bear spray. 

Despite frequent calls by the attckers to "GET THE FUCK DOWN" - the bloke picks up the only weapon available to him, a giant bong, and fights them out of the door wielding the bongo like a bloody cricket bat.  

Not all heroes wear capes.