The average life expectancy of a man is 79, meanwhile ladies hit their 80s. That's that, women live longer. So how can men increase their life expectancy? Well...
Turns our staring at a nice pair of fun bags can help men achieve a long and healthy life. That's right staring at boobs is good for you - because boobs make everyone happy and happiness is key.
Doesn't mean staring at that hot girl across your office or on the street's tatas is not a total invasion of privacy.
If you're staring is unwelcome, you're still a creepy perve. Don't be that guy.
Buuuut, there's a scientific study published in the Archives of Internal Medicine looking at the effects "positive thinking" had one men's health.
And "positive thinking" is a sweet eupheism for "boob-ogling".
After a year of actively "positive thinking" *cough* boobs, they found over half of the participants with coronary artery disease increased their physical activity versus 37 percent in the control group, who were not asked to write down positive thoughts in the morning.
Same goes for high blood pressure - similar stats.
If you want to read more about this study - and other ways to improve male life expectancy, check out this bloody good list The Sun's put together.
And here's another harmless GIF of boobs to help you live longer boys.