If the "Royal Weddings" still a bit of a sore spot after the wifey commandeered your lounge for a 12 hour royal marathon, like Mulls' missus did.
Or maybe it was Mum and Aunty Suze, who both went on a three day Royal bender and demanded you bring over more bubbly and cucumber sandwiches YESTERDAY.
Well, this'll ease the pain, and give ya a good laugh.
Remember, if you want a hot dog, then you gotta cook a hot dog.