This is one of the better "holy shit, I'm an idiot" stories we've come across for a while.
Whilst enjoying a bit of sun and sand on a girl's trip to Ibiza, this gal, Lyndsey Brown from Glasglow, found herself at the centre of a self-inflicted wardrobe malfunction, which now the whole world's had a good laugh at.
Here's the yarn - Lyndsey, donning a one-shoulder swimming piece, had had a few drinks throughout the day, causing a few bathroom visits. Now guys, you may not know this (because the guy writing this story sure as shit didn't), but when a girl wearing a one-piece needs to do the business in the loo, they have to pretty much take the whole thing off. It's a very complicated operation compared to what blokes are used to.
That part's important, and you'll understand why later.
Anyway, after a while she found that she had to keep readjusting her swimsuit in the crotch region, as she was - quote - "hanging out" all the time.
After a few hours and getting fed up, she took to Instagram to complain to Pear Swimwear, the company she bought the piece from.
![Girl who complained her swimsuit left her bits 'hanging out' was wearing it upside-down](/home/archive/2019/07/girl-who-complained-her-swimsuit-left-her-bits-hanging-out-was-wearing-it-upsidedown/_jcr_content/root/container/container/container_337396831/container_317665506/articlecontentcontai/articlecontentfragme/par5/cmp_1661318272708.coreimg.jpeg/1661318271972/swimsuit-fail-1.jpeg)
She wrote:
Followed by a pic of her wearing the swimsuit. As you can see, that's not much fabric there to adequately cover herself. So fair enough for her to complain, right?
![Girl who complained her swimsuit left her bits 'hanging out' was wearing it upside-down](/home/archive/2019/07/girl-who-complained-her-swimsuit-left-her-bits-hanging-out-was-wearing-it-upsidedown/_jcr_content/root/container/container/container_337396831/container_317665506/articlecontentcontai/articlecontentfragme/par8/cmp_1661318272852.coreimg.jpeg/1661318272198/swimsuit-fail-3.jpeg)
![Girl who complained her swimsuit left her bits 'hanging out' was wearing it upside-down](/home/archive/2019/07/girl-who-complained-her-swimsuit-left-her-bits-hanging-out-was-wearing-it-upsidedown/_jcr_content/root/container/container/container_337396831/container_317665506/articlecontentcontai/articlecontentfragme/par9/cmp_1661318272952.coreimg.jpeg/1661318272406/swimsuit-fail-2.jpeg)
Well, not quite. The swimsuit company replied.
SHE WAS WEARING THE DAMN THING UPSIDE DOWN.
The shoestring thin strap that should go over the shoulder was used between her legs 😂😂😂
She explained how it happened:
Whoever was working customer service for Pear Swimsuit did a bloody good job at keeping it together and politely/helpfully replying. We would've pissed ourselves.
Once the truth was out, she and her friends had a good laugh about it. So alls well that ends well.
You know what makes this even better? Lyndsey is a fashion student. Think she would've figured it out first!