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Bloke may never be able to use penis again after attempting to stay erect during sex

Should've just taken a bluey..

A US bloke may never be able to use his penis again, after his partner accidentally put expanding foam inside his urethra. 

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Lots to unpack here...

The 45 year old man was struggling with impotence during sex, and started experimenting with putting different items in the opening of his penis in an attempt to stay hard, the Mirror reports. 

His latest venture to keep his piece up didn't end so well for him though.

His partner attempted to insert the straw of a can of insulation into the top of his wee fella, and accidentally hit the button on the top of the can. And we all know what happens with expanding foam... it hardens.

It goes without saying that the bloke was in a lot of pain, and began having trouble peeing. But he still waited a few weeks before going to see the doctor. 

According to the Mirror, "doctors had to cut a new opening between the man's scrotum and his anus to urinate." Scans also showed the hardened foam had expanded up to 4 inches long, and the man was rushed into surgery.

Medics were able to remove the foam from the bloke's bladder, but there were some complications with his penis. When the first surgery failed, they created a new hole in between the scrotum and anus to remove the foam.

Just to add to the pile of shit that this bloke went through, he ended up suffering from a urethral disease that meant the foam was locked into place and impossible to extract through the penis. So, surgeons had to create yet another hole, this time behind his scrotum so he could pee.

He has to pass a psychiatric test in order to be able to get reconstructive surgery.

Yikes. Told you it was a lot to unpack.