Lots to unpack here.
A 23-year-old woman in Germany has opened up about her unusual relationship with a model airplane named Dicki.
Sarah Rodo identifies as "objectum sexual", meaning she's sexually attracted to inanimate objects - and calls Dicki the plane her boyfriend.
As reported by LadBible, Sarah says she's been attracted to objects since she was a teenager, and although she's tried dating humans, none of them have made her feel the way Dicki does. She said:
"Before the plane, I was on the ICE 3, which is an express train.
"I've also had two relationships with men because I just wasn't sure what my real sexuality was, but I soon realised that I can't feel these romantic things for people - now I know that my sexuality is objectophilia and I stand by it.
"I noticed that I wasn't attracted to people when I didn't want to cuddle or become intimate with them unlike my objects where I crave cuddles and being intimate - it's the best sex I've ever had!"
Sarah claims it was love at first sight.
"I felt love immediately and just want to be with him all the time - he makes me the happiest person," adding, "I would love to marry him more than anything but it's forbidden in Germany."
When Mel brought this story up on-air, Rog seemed to relate to Sarah.
Have a watch of Rog's crook comments below.