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WATCH: Truck filled with sex toys & lube spills its load & shuts down highway

“This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here."

Several lanes of a motorway had to be shut down in Oklahoma last week, after a truck filled with hundreds of sex toys got in a crash and spilt its load. We’re talking vibrators, dildos, butt-plugs, lube and probably more. 

The sex-toy filled truck collided with another truck during rush hour traffic on Wednesday (September 14), reports Pink News. Thankfully, nobody was hurt… except maybe some of the sex toys, that were scattered all across the road.

News 9 sent a helicopter to the scene to capture a birds-eye-view, and the footage quickly went viral on social media. 

“This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here," Pilot Jim Gardner is heard saying to an anchor in the viral video. “There is a lot of stuff to clean up.”

The anchor asks Gardner to explain the contents of the truck, but he hesitates. 

Another anchor’s voice can be heard saying, “it’s a mess for sure. Looks like some bu-” before stopping herself from likely saying “butt-plugs” on live TV. 

Gardner goes on to say he can’t make out what the contents of the truck were, before saying, “Maybe you can tell - I can’t tell.” 

Butt-plug cowards.

He continued while zooming in on the mess, “There's a lot of stuff laying on the road - whatever it is it's going to take a while to clean up.”

Let’s all take a moment of silence for those poor souls who didn’t receive their sex toy in the mail that day. 

Have a watch of The Morning Rumble yarning about the ordeal up top.