In news that people are struggling to believe, iconic Aussie brand Jim’s Mowing is starting a women’s beauty franchise.
According to Daily Mail, Jim’s Beauty started up at the beginning of this month and offers at-home “teeth whitening, waxing, spray tans, manicures, pedicures, facials, lash and brow tinting” as well as a bridal package.
All across social media, the jokes are pouring in and most of them have to do with bushes.
“Do they use a mower on the unwanted hair?” one person wrote on X. “A hammer on extra bumps on the nose and wrenches on the crooked teeth?”
“Brazilians with whipper snipers and edgers,” added another. “Sounds like a good idea to me.”
“Is that the one where he comes around and trims your bush?” a third asked.
Most Instagram users are just shocked at the news and wondering how the whole thing is going to work.
“What in the Betoota Advocate is this?” one Aussie wrote.
“I wonder if they can lawn mow my back?” pondered another.
“Hopefully you don’t look like Jim afterwards,” one more said.
Great stuff but I’m 100% confident Rock listeners can do better.
As it turns out, Jim has 50 different brands under the name. These include Jim’s Hazardous Control, Jim’s Traffic Control and even Jim’s Jumping Castles and Party Hire. I mean, why not I guess?
Last year, another unexpected brand also ventured into the self-care realm. Victoria Bitters released a men’s six-piece, three-step, self-care kit to “reward hard-working bodies”.
The kit contains an exfoliating scrub, body wash, a bath frothy, a facial mask, a candle, and some moisturiser. That’s right, there’s a VB candle and bath bomb.
Next time you and the Mrs. have to get your Sunday best on, it’s good to know you’ve each got at least one option: Jim’s Mowing or VBs.