‘Revolutionary’ new science-backed drink will supposedly make hangovers a goner - here’s how
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‘Revolutionary’ new science-backed drink will supposedly make hangovers a goner - here’s how

Please let this one be legit.

It seems like every year another product comes along that unfaithfully promises your days of dust are behind you. This year might be different though because a new 'hangover cure' is backed by science. 

Safety Shot is the first-ever patented drink that promises to cut blood alcohol levels in half and by extension prevent hangovers. Forbes reports that it was “created by a doctor using scientifically proven ingredients.”

When you binge drink, you’re consuming more alcohol than your liver can take which leads to getting drunk and in worse case scenarios, alcohol blood poisoning. 

According to their website, the mixture of vitamins, minerals, nootropics and crystalline water will sober you up and prevent nasty effects by “converting the alcohol into substances that are easily removed by the body.”

It also effectively lines the stomach walls and prevents more alcohol from being absorbed. They promise it will “improve mental and physical feelings of well-being” and “reduce hangovers, improve recovery and return the body to a normal state of functioning,” all within 30 minutes of drinking it. 

It’s set to launch in December and will be available on the Safety Shot website or Amazon, though it’s unclear if it will be shipping to New Zealand. 

CEO Brian John says it’s the first of its kind and reckons it’s so much more than just a drink. 

“Safety Shot represents the epitome of beverage innovation, meticulously crafted from a harmonious blend of nature's finest elements. This elixir, infused with a potent concentration of essential vitamins and the purity of crystalline water, offers an unparalleled experience for the modern consumer.”

“Alcohol-free, our formula is a testament to the art of combining health, wellness, and pleasure in a single sip. It's not merely a drink; it's a statement of nature's bounty and scientific prowess, designed for those who seek the best in health and taste.”

We all know that being dusty sucks, but I’m gonna wait for someone else to swear by it before I start guzzling it.