Jay and Dunc are back with dad jokes and honestly, these might be the best ones so far.
Let me rattle them off below, and you can refer back to the list if you’re ever in the situation where you need to tell your finest dad joke.
I reckon these jokes get better as they go on.
‘My girlfriend says if we don’t get married soon she’s gonna kill me. It’s a matter of wife or death.’
‘After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I’ve decided to become a music producer. I’ve got a tonne of sick beats.’
‘Do you realise that if you’re sitting on the toilet at 11:59 and the clock strikes midnight, it’s same shit, different day.’
‘My wife keeps asking me to blow cool air on her when she gets hot. But I don’t like it, I’m not a fan.’
‘It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering.’
‘What did the left leg say to the right leg? Don’t talk to the middle leg, he’s a dick.’
‘A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns. I soon realised, toucan play at that.’
‘Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow covers? They’re making headlines.’
‘I’ve got an idea for a thought activated air freshener. It makes sense when you think about it.’
‘Recessions hit me pretty hard so I’ve just started a new job doing circumcisions. The wages are shit but I get to keep the tips.’
And there you have it - dad jokes everybody.
Have a watch of Jay and Dunc reading and reacting to them below.
