This yarn was sent in by Listener Juliana McDonald, who's mate had to undergo emergency hemorrhoid surgery and gave a hilarious review on the process.
The unnamed bloke needed the surgery after what he thought was a simple fart, almost turned him inside out. His words, not ours.
After a two hour surgery and two days in the hospital, the time came to check if his "backdoor drain pipe was still operational" - and from here onwards the review gets bloody intense.
"Holy smokes, as I sat on the toilet it felt like I was passing a pineapple shell, an oyster shell, and barbed wire," the review read.
"My toot-hole felt like it was trying to kick out a seven cap fight.
"For about three days it hurt so much, that you can't imagine such a small thing with such a small name, ass, could hurt so much."
No good man.
Have a watch of the whole yarn below!