The Morning Rumble

"You're not the brightest" Jimmy Carr rips into Bryce and talks how crook NZers are

Bad news. we might have made Jimmy Carr second guess coming to New Zealand.
17 August 2022 7:37AM

Bad news. we might have made Jimmy Carr second guess coming to New Zealand.

Rock | Jimmy Carr chats with The Morning Rumble
Rock | Jimmy Carr chats with The Morning Rumble
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The comedian's bringing his 'Terribly Funny' show to Auckland in January 2023 and caught up with The Morning Rumble to talk about what we can expect.

With shows all all around the country, Rog asked if Jimmy wanted to be 'belitted' but after realising he might not know what that meant, Bryce explained that it's pretty much just being told yeah nah, all good - just go live with these strangers in a different town for awhile.

"I don't feel I should be the guy to break this to you, but it sounds like you were kidnaped as a child." Jimmy joked.

 "'We got moved to another town with a different family' Yeah, mate... I'm not sure that's a real thing.

I think people have normalized, and they've told you that because you're not the brightest, and I don't think you'd be able to cope with it."

Being 'not the brightest', Bryce doubled down on it, asking the record breaking, world renowned comedian, Jimmy Carr, if it's all good to have a mastie at your in laws.

On ya' Bryce.

"Ofcourse, I mean, you're either doing that or f***ing their daughter." Jimmy said without hesitation.

"Ask any guy 'Would you rather I masturbate in your house or f*** your daughter?' they'll all go 'man, one off the wrist, please' have a little bit of respect.

Since they were on a roll with the newshub worthy questions, Bryce then retold a story about how some NZ country kids use to have comps where they would dress up dead possums just to 'get his observations'.

"I can maybe give you, I think I can give you an exclusive here... I think I'm going to cancel the trip. he  again joked (hopefully).

"I mean, I've just rethought the whole thing, guys."

Watch the full video above.