If you're looking to remove a few F-bombs from your vocabulary but still need some good insults at the ready, you've come to the right place.
Jay and Dunc have started looking for the best non-swearing insults and their first attempt did not disappoint.
Watch the full video above to hear them all or read them below:
'I don't believe what everyone else says about you, you're great.'
'I'd agree with you, but that would make us both wrong.'
'Window licker of the year right there.'
'I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.'
'Somewhere on this earth, a tree is producing oxygen for you... please go and find it and apologize to it.'
'I'd rather sh*t in my hands and clap than continue this conversation.'
'I envy those who haven't met you.'
'You're the kind of person who proves the theory that light travels faster than sound because you appeared to be bright... and then you spoke.'
'I bet your parents got you to hide your own Easter eggs.'