The headline intrigued you, didn't it?
Listener Mark told us about the time he was at a rugby camp in Invercargill... And any story that starts with that is never gonna end well..
Apparently Mark's mate found a packet of SuperWine biscuits and decided to shove it into the end of his old fella. As ya do.
He thought it'd be a good idea to rest his piece on the fence near some goats, to see if they would eat it.
Spoiler: They did.
And that's the story of how Mark's mate was circumcised by a biscuit and a goat. Have a watch of the yarn up top.
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