If you’re eating, put down your lunch because this yarn is f**king unreal, and possibly the most crook story The Morning Rumble have ever received.
Off the back of Rog being away for a week, we asked listeners to call in and let us know why they’re NZ’s biggest sicko. When we put the question out there, we had no idea the absolutely golden (or brown) call we would get from a listener, Casey.
Casey was taking some pretty hectic meds after chopping his finger off in the workshop, but went against the medicine’s instructions, and didn’t take his meds with food. This caused him to be in and out of hospital for about a year with bad stomach pains and constipation, with the docs not knowing what was wrong.
One night, he went to pee, when his D took on a mind of its own and started moving around like a hose that’s been left on, or one of those floaty-wind-man things that they have outside of car yards.
His wee fella wasn’t just wriggling around by itself, but releasing a bunch of air.
“Essentially, I was farting out of my dick,” Casey eloquently put it. To which The Morning Rumble absolutely lost their shit.
But this yarn is only just getting started.
Casey then started to literally shit out of his D - yes, you read that right - he started to excrete legit poo out of his piece. He described them as “poo noodles”. What. The. Fuck.
Have a look at each Rumble member’s reactions when he dropped that turd of a fact - seeing them realise what he's said is priceless.
If there’s one video you watch today, make it this one.
For the full yarn, including more of a medical explanation of what happened, check out the poddy episode special.